The Weekly Witch's Wonders of Patchouli-Knowledge 2 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11.557 billion Patchouli-Knowledge 2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Patchouli-Knowledge 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,347 trillion ergergergs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,578 ergergergs, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, and internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patchouli-Knowledge 2's national animal is the ergergre, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Patchouli-Knowledge 2 is ranked 36,843^rd in the world and 19^th in Yuno for Largest Populations, with 11.6 billion capita.